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PostSubject: patawa mode..   Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:32 am

Ang mga Bisaya di ko maintindihan English nila.

English ng isda... pis.

English ng mukha... pis.

Ng pandikit... pis.

Ng kapayapaan... pis.

Tinanong pa ako kung saan ako nakatira... Pis 1 o Pis 2?

Pisti!





(in a cabinet meeting ...)

GMA: oshige ... kung shino man ang tamaan ng bola na 'to ay siyang magre-reshign

(initsa ang bola, tumalbog pabalik sa kanya ...)

GMA: o ... praktish lang un noh? ulet!





Director: "Sir, we have to do something with our population program. A
woman gives birth every 30 seconds here in the Philippines .
Erap: "Ha?, you're right...FIND THAT WOMAN!!!"





Pare1: Pare, bat naman hanggang ngayon wala ka pang syota? Wala ka pa bang napupusuan?

Pare2: Meron.. Manhid ka lang!





Mom: baby, you're good in math. Now I'm going to ask you a question.

Baby: sure mom

Mom: if your daddy gives you 3 apples and I give you 4 apples, what's your answer?

Baby: thank you po!!!





BF: may malaki ako problema.

GF: wag mo sabihin problema MO lang, problema NATIN dahil nagmamahalan tayo. Ngayon ano problema natin?

BF: nabuntis NATIN si inday at TAYO ang ama.





Pare1: pare parang malalim ang iniisip mo!

Pare2: nanaginip ako kagabi kasama ko 50 contestants ng Ms. Universe

Pare1: swerte mo! ano problema mo?

Pare2: pare, ako nanalo!!!





Killer: father mangungumpisal po ako

Father: ano kasalanan mo?

Killer: pumatay po ako ng 20 tao

Father: bakit?

Killer: kasi po naniniwala sila sa Diyos, kayo po naniniwala ba?

Father: dati...pero ngayon trip trip na lang!





Patient: doc takot po ako sa bunot

Dentist: eto gamot pampatapang ng loob

Patient: (ininom ang gamot)

Dentist: ano matapang ka na ba?

Patient: oo doc! puta pag may gumalaw ng ngipin ko basag ang bungo!





Passenger taps taxi driver's shoulder...

WAAAAAHHHHHH!!! screamed the driver...

Passenger: bakit ka sumigaw?

Driver: sorry bossing bago lang kasi ako sa taxi. 25 years po kasi ako driver ng funenaria.





1 panget na babae, hinoholdap...

Holdaper: holdap ito! akin na gamit mo!

Babae: RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!

Holdaper: anong rape? holdap nga to eh!

Babae: wala lang! nagsusuggest lang...





1 lasing nasalubong ang matabang babae na may kasamang aso...

Lasing: hoy, saan mo nakuha yang baboy?

Babae: aso ito hindi baboy!

Lasing: huwag ka nga sumabat! yung aso ang kausap ko!





In a pet shop...

Customer talking to a parrot...

Customer: hoy! can you talk ha?! bobo!!!

Parrot: yes i can!!! ikaw?! can you fly ha? bwiset!!!





Priest: ang mga bakla'y walang lugar sa kaharian ng langit.

Mga bakla: okey lang po father..dun na lang kami sa rainbow mag slide-slide! !!

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PostSubject: Re: patawa mode..   Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:24 pm

haha i lab it Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: patawa mode..   Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:14 pm

hahahahaha.. :lol!:

nakakatawa tlga.. :lol: :face:
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PostSubject: Re: patawa mode..   Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:14 pm

:lol!: :lol:
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PostSubject: Re: patawa mode..   Fri Jul 04, 2008 5:29 am

wahaha. LMAO. 👅
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PostSubject: Re: patawa mode..   Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:05 am

Rolling on the floor tawang tawa ako Smile)
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PostSubject: Re: patawa mode..   Tue Aug 12, 2008 5:27 am

LMAO! Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: patawa mode..   Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:22 pm

galing panandalian kong nkalimotan prob. ko! harharhar!!
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PostSubject: Re: patawa mode..   Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:46 am

more jokes!!!!
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